Have a problem perceiving things the right way? Does your mind tell you to do the complete opposite of what you’re told to do? Well worry not then, ‘coz you’re one among the millions of Indians who suffer from the precise same problem and don’t even know about it. A brilliant place to find these geniuses at work is on our very own Indian roads. Highways, main streets, crossroads, level crossings, flyovers, gullies and where not, you’ll always find one of your kind. And that’s uniquely Indian.
Road signs. Meant to guide the driver and to effectively manage traffic without the actual need of a human. More often than not though, Indian drivers mysteriously perceive these road signs as completely different instructions. Let’s have a look at some examples:
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Really Means: Straight prohibited or No Entry
Perceived Meaning: Drive right through, we’ve been expecting you.
Also Perceived as: What? A challenge? I’m going in.
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Perceived Meaning: See if you can dodge oncoming traffic and wedge your way through. Don’t worry, as long as you’ve got change in your wallet we’ll handle the police.
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Really Means: Pedestrians prohibited
Perceived Meaning: The world is your oyster and nothing’s out of bounds for you! Please feel free to use the street for all purposes that you may require it for. Littering will be appreciated.
Really Means: Left turn prohibited (Another variant is the Right turn prohibited sign)
Perceived Meaning: Free left turn at all times. Do watch out for competing traffic though and do NOT let those bastards past you.
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Really Means: U-Turn prohibited
Perceived Meaning: Don’t take this seriously. It’s an inverted U after all.
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Really Means: Overtaking Prohibited
Perceived Meaning: In case the vehicle ahead is slowing your highness down, mow down the prick and/or make a rude gesture while overtaking him from any direction of your choice.
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Really Means: Horns prohibited
Perceived Meaning: Pump up the volume, pump up the volume!
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Perceived Meaning: Look around. Do you see anyone else parking here? Yes? Alright go ahead. No? Alright go ahead.
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Really Means: Speed Limit 50 km/h
Perceived Meaning: Don’t drive like a freaking 50 year old. Hit the pedal!
Also Perceived as: Driving below 50 km/h will prove beyond a doubt that you’re a pussy.
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